Hello from Kiev
So it is like this. When I quit with Dima (he say he quit with me, but he lied becuas it is he spill bear on girls breests and I sayed that’s it, you are big sheet, I am done with you). He say he is heartbroken and he sended me flowers but they was only plastic ones from combini and I am hard of stomach and I say no. A Sunday on Kreschatik, I show silver high heels in Prada, $800, I say “those very sexy, look good with my black dress in Maximym”, but he say “Yeah” and we leave store, man he is thick. Then he is calling me but I am blocking all calls.
Then Zhenya, he say “can I listen to your trubles”, and of corse this means “can I have sexual intercorse now Dima is gone” and I know this but he take me to Barsky and he buy me much champagne, and it is French not from Krimea so I am silly girl and drink one maybe two bottles, and next morning I have had sexual intercorse in many interesting positons but no one has heard my trubles.
And now I am late with my periods, and Dima bastid is in West (he don’t say where, bastid, but I bet it is London or Paris or something rich, and he get fat) and Zhenya, he in Australia, probably making love to kangaroo ha ha. If someone reading this blog know where they are please pull out hair and send to me so I can find out who is father and make him pay for baby. It is due in August, so waste of time Sveta getting new summer dress in tiny size, I will borrow tent from babushka.
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we are zhenya and dima. we help you and answer your questions.
we have lots of answers to give! Always we are giving answers and we like it. Dima said he is philosopher, that he made me look up for in the dictionary.
we propose to you to ask us questions and we will answer. any questions is okay but i like cars. dima likes everything that’s costing money 
(this is from zhenja)
Hello my name is zhenya. I live in kyyiv in ukraine and also in a small village to the north. I visit the willage in weekends durings the summer to work in the garden. In winter i go there but not often as it is cold in the village and the toilet is not inside the house.
(this is from diima)
Hello, my name is Dima. I work for an international firm in Kyiv. I like fashion and shopping to spend my well earned money! And eating in nice restaurants.
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Come to the Congo and join my harem. We will look after the baby and feed you coconuts and bananas.
Thank you for kind invitation. Are you having pink Humer 4×4 in Congo? And is Prada shop cheep? I think no, becuas I never see lady gorilla in silver shoes like Dim not by for me.
Also, I do not like coconut, I like pork with cheese on toppings. You have pork in Congo?
sveta bastad. you did know i take money from baba natasha for the shampain and it was vova not zhenya you experiencing with much sexual. baba natasha says after borispyl taxi bad and taking money for house i must go and far away. Svetoskha you are loving too much shampain and now i am stuck on cliff. story for much another day but making me sad. pleas call baby zhenya and i am feeling better. much. i sent you 50 hryvnia and you will buy baby present in tsum.
OK, I by nice ear ring for baby, will be looking cool already. You are have internet on cliff? Tell me the story.