dear Zhenya and Dima

zhenja fix cars. ladas. dima is work in office and is COOL (he say).

I very angry to myself. missing men day

jaaajjjaaa…. it holiday. День захисника Вітчизни defender faterland day.

this time on australia it is late. it so very more than ukraina i forget that yesterday is being MENS DAY.

I stupid bastad.

mmens day is very importat day for ukraina becaus ladys are being so happy. they are making for the men brekfast in the bed or on sofa. or even on toilet. this is what mama call recipe for happy love with lady. letting her do all work for man.

but in australa there no men with me to celebrate mans day. i cannont find ukrainan man, byelorussian man or even russan man to guest with so his wife can make me blinchiki. i was going to post office to ask if mama send some vereninki but nyet. bastad.

but because now still yesterday in ukraina i rin up work today and say ‘hay man zhenya so cool bastad but not is comin on work today. he is man and it is very important man day in ukraina’. then i put up the phone so bossman is not saying to zhenya ‘no lazy bastad. working you must do’.

and so. now i order pitza and i am asking for lady to bring pitza to house from pitza shop. and then it is feeling like mens day. bastad.

but you know. it is pissink off me becos ladys day they have holiday for official. but mens day we have to ask for sick holiday so we can really jave the fun on the day. bastad.

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February 23, 2010 - Posted by | Uncategorized

5 Comments »

  1. Do you have any Australian Sheilas in your place of work? Maybe they will let you touch them if you say it is men’s day.

    Comment by Gorilla Bananas | February 24, 2010 | Reply

  2. zhenya… someone once told me that a person can only look two things in world and not think: how water flows and how a fire burns… Is this true?

    Comment by Hay Girl | February 24, 2010 | Reply

  3. Hey, you come back to Kyiv and I cook you vereniki and I tip over your head. Then I add cream and fried onions.

    Comment by pretty sveta | February 25, 2010 | Reply

  4. oyyy i thinking gorilla and hay girl give me question for answering. thank you gorilla and haygirl, i will answring soon. thanks bastads.

    svetoshka you no pouring on Zhenya, i good young man. you be pouring on dima when you find him and maybe fri dima hair and onion too. Dima bastad with much much money and loving strange girls. and he buys shoes now with no leather, his favourite will be train-as so he much dancing at disco. bastad.

    Comment by zhenya | February 27, 2010 | Reply

  5. bastad. why you no answer my questions. I am not liking this zhenya and duima servitz.

    Comment by Hay Girl | March 2, 2010 | Reply


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