Hello from Kiev

So it is like this. When I quit with Dima (he say he quit with me, but he lied becuas it is he spill bear on girls breests and I sayed that’s it, you are big sheet, I am done with you). He say he is heartbroken and he sended me flowers but they was only plastic ones from combini and I am hard of stomach and I say no. A Sunday on Kreschatik, I show silver high heels in Prada, $800, I say “those very sexy, look good with my black dress in Maximym”, but he say “Yeah” and we leave store, man he is thick. Then he is calling me but I am blocking all calls.

Then  Zhenya, he say “can I listen to your trubles”, and of corse this means “can I have sexual intercorse now Dima is gone” and I know this but he take me to Barsky and he buy me much champagne, and it is French not from Krimea so I am silly girl and drink one maybe two bottles, and next morning I have had sexual intercorse in many interesting positons but no one has heard my trubles.

And now I am late with my periods, and Dima bastid is in West (he don’t say where, bastid, but I bet it is London or Paris or something rich, and he get fat) and Zhenya, he in Australia, probably making love to kangaroo ha ha. If someone reading this blog know where they are please pull out hair and send to me so I can find out who is father and make him pay for baby. It is due in August, so waste of time Sveta getting new summer dress in tiny size, I will borrow tent from babushka.

I very angry to myself. missing men day

jaaajjjaaa…. it holiday. День захисника Вітчизни defender faterland day.

this time on australia it is late. it so very more than ukraina i forget that yesterday is being MENS DAY.

I stupid bastad.

mmens day is very importat day for ukraina becaus ladys are being so happy. they are making for the men brekfast in the bed or on sofa. or even on toilet. this is what mama call recipe for happy love with lady. letting her do all work for man.

but in australa there no men with me to celebrate mans day. i cannont find ukrainan man, byelorussian man or even russan man to guest with so his wife can make me blinchiki. i was going to post office to ask if mama send some vereninki but nyet. bastad.

but because now still yesterday in ukraina i rin up work today and say ‘hay man zhenya so cool bastad but not is comin on work today. he is man and it is very important man day in ukraina’. then i put up the phone so bossman is not saying to zhenya ‘no lazy bastad. working you must do’.

and so. now i order pitza and i am asking for lady to bring pitza to house from pitza shop. and then it is feeling like mens day. bastad.

but you know. it is pissink off me becos ladys day they have holiday for official. but mens day we have to ask for sick holiday so we can really jave the fun on the day. bastad.

yo! readers it’s dima back

That zhenya is bad influence. He doesn’t wanna say why he in Australia but I know he is doing no good stuff and I suppose he don’t want to talk about his bad business in Kyiv which is concerning taxi mafia which is running from Borispyl and so I think Zhenya is staying in Australia for many years.  My baboushka says me it is a good place for criminalists.

For me, I am in European country in rich city making some money which is sending to mama in home for helping paying gas bills and somestuffs like that. Why I am moving? Because Dima is ambition, successful and must working on international company to make experiences. Of course is the nice girls here also. In fact I play a game on you – you must know my country by the girls I am writing of.

I give you more next time because now I must make preparation to see a nice girl tonight.

It is being long time since posting.

khello bastads.

it is long time since i been posting on this blog.

Much new been happening for zhenya and dima. I zhenya did moving to australia. this very big move,i coming to australia to drive taxi and meet some ladys in australia. in time for international ladys day but is  ok i don’t haf girlfriend and i not living near mama too so i haf nothing to do on international ladys day. i will sending money to papa and he will buying mama flower and maybe good tea.

and i sending money to papa to buy big bottle of vodka so he is not too sad after working ladys work all day. ladys work is making peope sad. lucky i am good man and i always wip toilet seat.

that is new.s dima too is moving away from ukraina. he happy but he haf good job with lots of moneys. luky bastad.