a qyestion of fashian

our new frend enidd left message for me to answer about fashian. tihs is better for me to answer because dima dress like dyevushka girl all of the time ha ha!

here is enidd qustion.

enidd would like to ask about the current fashions in kyyivv. she’s visiting kkyiiv in september and she’d like to know what kind of stockings she should wear with her new lime green mini skirt.

first endd if you are visit then i can drive you from airport with very good price. i think 150 grn. say yes yes!

next about fashun. i don not think yo ushould wearing stockings. why do you want? september is nice time to be viisitng in kyyiww and if you wear no stocking then you will be little cold. you skin will me nice and pink and pretty and your eyes go shiney and then! you will be saying yes to go on date with me zhenya. do you want? please. if you staying long enough maybe to october you wont need stocking any more but fur coat and i no nice place who will pay me commisiion then i can take you on more dates. i think this is good idea thanks enidd. good qestion.

if enidd not happy with ansers maybe this is qestion for dima perhpas?

DIMA SAYS: I am so glad to be seeing this answers from Zhenya – my friend where are you been hiding man?  Don’t you know fashions?  Enid yes you must must must wear stockings – this is very nice.  Any stockings is good – just being sure to wear them so tops is showing.  This is Kyiv style.

qestion from anymouse

a lady called anymouse left meessage for me. oyy i have date from blog! i hope this is making dima vbery envy with green. here is qestion from anymouse.

Hey, I have a question: I’m in Ukraine at the moment. Do you fancy meeting up for a drink?

How about Decadence House?

ohh anymouse. maybe you knwo how hansum i am and is why you aking me on date? cool lady! but please be rememrbbing i only drive a lada and am only taksist. so only i can have drink with you if you being paying for drink because dec house is very lots of money. but YES!

plase be wearing short skirt and very tall shoes becase that is what i like. and also maybe if you like hav you long hair at back and i will know you. it is exciting to have date. shoul it be tomorrow? what hour? please not be telling dima he will try to impress you with his cool shoes. bye anymouse and thanks bastad!

cabbig and ladys in ukraine

hey hoouses (that being like rappas – they saying hey housey!)

we get more questions to blog. this time from funny man in austria called mr tree. but he not talking nemetsky or jerman he talking english. being from austrya cool bastad. can you ski mr tree?

here is question mr tree is aksing,

I have a question you bastards. Do Ukrainian girls smell like cabbage? I only ask because I’m meeting a Ukrainian girl for dinner tonight, and I don’t like eating vegetables.

hey mr tree bastad. good queston bastad! firstly ukrinaian girls are not smelling like cabbige. but it don not matter any because even if you are smelling cabbige you are not having to eat it! unless you meaning to say not meeting but ‘i am EATING ukrainian girl for dinner tonight and i don’t like eating vegetables’. in that case i am thinking you go to jaoil so please can you write down your addres in the comments and i will send the militsia to visit you? the be nice i promis. thanks mr tree!