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How many times can a Ukranian man have sex in one night?

DIMA SAYS: hello my friends.  It’s nice, we are having so many many questions.  Zhenya is taking small rest for moment in his taxi and I reply first to one question.  So!  A gorilla was writing to us ”How many times can a Ukranian man have sex in one night?”  Strange, in Ukraine we don’t know gorilla is writing, hmm but you know there is prime minister so, maybe (like brown gordon in Great Britain?). Yah, so, to answer question.  I think many Ukrainian men gives many answers but for me, its depending on the girls. How many girls can I find in one night is how many times I have sex in one night.  We Ukrainian men are strong, passion, fit.  We like gym, to make musculation so we are strong for these kinds of exercises.  Maybe on a monday is quiet so 2 girls, but friday? Wow!  It is celebration – all girls are are party party and I am lucky on friday.  Maybe one girls for one hour.  How is this comparing to Mr Gorilla?  Maybe you can share us your experiences.

July 25, 2007 - Posted by dima | Uncategorized | | 12 Comments

12 Comments »

  1. Gorillas only have sex when the females are in season. If five females come into season at the same time, it means my balls are going to ache.

    Ukranians girls sound good, but I think an orgy will be more fun than one girl at a time. Make the girls have sex with each other before you have sex with them. When you have sex with a girl, her friends should watch you and tell you to give her a good fucking!

    Comment by Gorilla Bananas | July 25, 2007

  2. thanks you to Mr Bananas for his informations. Orgy is no good – only one at a time for me or others will get jealous.

    Comment by mydima | July 25, 2007

  3. You are my man, Dima! No good to make your devoushka jealous. Got to make sure she leaves the bar first.

    Comment by Romchyk | July 25, 2007

  4. Hey, I have a question: I’m in Ukraine at the moment. Do you fancy meeting up for a drink?

    How about Decadence House?

    Comment by anonymouse | July 25, 2007

  5. Romchyk – dude I know you have the ideas for the ladies. Maybe Zhenya and me we get you to be geust on this blog no?

    Anonymouse – if you are nice girl, for sure!

    Comment by mydima | July 25, 2007

  6. Dima, I’m all man. I thought you’d be driving me and Zhenya to the club.

    Comment by anonymouse | July 25, 2007

  7. Or is it the other way round? I get your confused.

    Comment by anonymouse | July 25, 2007

  8. anonymouse, enidd would watch out – zhenya’s all man and he’s bigger than you.

    enidd would like to ask about the current fashions in kyyivv. she’s visiting kkyiiv in september and she’d like to know what kind of stockings she should wear with her new lime green mini skirt.

    Comment by enidd | July 25, 2007

  9. Enidd, Do you think these charming boys know about devoushka fashion? I am waiting with you to see what they tell you. Maybe the question should be, what kind of stockings do they like their devoushki to wear????

    Comment by Elena | July 25, 2007

  10. enidd thinks it’s funny when boys go on about fashion. especially these kind of boys.

    Comment by enidd | July 26, 2007

  11. guys guys guys! So many comments and spaceeba to Romchyk for his good advice. I am hoping you gorillas in world take notice to this words. I am not sure where is Zhenya today I think he maybe has some kind of advices for you.
    Next, we must talk about fashion like Enid is asking.

    Comment by mydima | July 26, 2007

  12. Enidd, these boys can talk about anything and it would be interesting….grammar or no grammar!

    Comment by Elena | July 26, 2007


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