and there is being so many questions and answers!

hi bastads! hers answers for questions.

DIMA SAYS:Hello everybuddy.  Thank you for lots of very very interesting questions.  That Zhenya is a fool – Zhenya my friend you must not say ‘bastad’ to people.  That is not polite.  Bastad is good for driving in you taxi when the other bastads are being bad on road.  Sorry for late answers, but you know, I had good party time last night. 

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firstly we get question form steve he lives in kyiv. Hi steve my name is zhenja.Steve is saying.

Hi Zhenya, it’s so good to have a source of practical advice in this damn town. How would you suggest I cope with the hot water ban that has just started in Kyiv? I am a 26 year old expat working in Kyiv in an office. Thanks for your help mate.

now.steve. water band. i search in dictionary for word and think i am understanding you. thank you for write in questions! so cool bastad. it is easy to survive when there is no hot waters. you can swim in one of the fountains at maidan they are bakking in the sun and very hot. also they smell clean and you can meet very pretty girls there like at 18.00 after they are drinking beer and singing songs. i like girls like that and lots they like me too. or you can just wash with cold water the parts you need to, and wait for hot water coming back. there is many aftershave shop in kyiv to making you smelll niiiice but i think dima can help you with that. thanks seteve!

DIMA SAYS:Hi Steve, sometimes you have to listen to words from a cool guy like me because guys like Zhenya sometimes he have no clues (is this correct english?  I hear it yesterday in my office – from foreign client of mine, he was angry for some reasons).  To go for swiming in fountins is not very cool – even Zhenya he says they are hot.  So how possible to be cool? You must have cold shower in apartment before you start day – that is good for muscles.  Also you go to gym and take shower for free.  (I hope you go gym because good bady is good for girls).  Smelling nice is very very important for you to get the girls.  So I recommend you applicate some Old Spice in important areas.  Also hot water ban is ok because it is so fucking hot in Kiev now so cold shower is good.  Also you can help to keep cool with special clothes – please see my notes below.

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the nezt quetsion is from gill. i am looking gill in the dictionary and it means something about breathing on fish! such funny name. anyway. gill is saying.

Hi Dima, as an expert in the art of fashion, how would you suggest I dress in this stifling 40C weather? I am a female expat, 38 years of age, with three young children and a husband who works in Kyiv.

so. i know this is question for dima but i answer too cause dima is lazy bastad and i no last night was at clubbing until now still! and it’s eating breakfast time. i am shaking my head dima. so. gill. this is what i am doing when it is weaher hot. just no shirt. it’s very easy. my lada does not have condishioner so i am getting hot in taxi so i have just no shirt. and the girls DIG this they say espicially a nice one i met yesterday called vika. she was nice until she found out i don’t own the dacha. girls. bastads. so gill. no shirts! unless you are a girl, and then you can lefve your telefon here and i call and will pick you up in taxi and then no shirts in taxi but not other place. thanks gill.

DIMA SAYS:Sometimes Zhenya you talk pigshit.  With belly like yours it is not good for not wearing shirt.  You need muslces like me for shirt off.  Gill, hello there are many many nice shops for lady clothes in metrograd. Some very nice dresses – you must wear very short dress because it is very cool, letting wind up.  All times.  I recommend you Elena (http://www.diaryofadevoushka.blogspot.com/) she has some good good advice for fashion.  Your husband like you very much with Elena fashion.

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next questions is coming from romchyk. i hope this is not being one of the fake people on the internet who steal your money. romchyk is funny name. but romchik is syaing.

dear Zhenya, what music do you play on your radio when you taxi around Kyiv? My favorite are Dima Bilan (the best, man!), Mogylevskaya and Meladze. Those two are the only people I saw performing live in a stadium. Cool!

romchuk, it like to listening to metalica. they are cool band and sometimes when i feel like doing it, i write its name metalica on walls of buildings. i think everyone shoeld be loving metalia! cool bastads. dima bilan is one of dimas facourite bands i think he wants to look like dima bilan but i am telling him to go to sunbed for that and buy more white suits.so i think you have to be waiting for dimas answers because you will be likeing his music more.

DIMA SAYS:Yah Zhenya you are making embarassing.  How is it feeling for customers in taxi when boom boom boom you have Metalica. But you are right this one time I love love Bilan – his music.  Yes Romchyk I am like Bilan in looks – like stylish trendy dynamic says on Bilan website.  But you know Zhenya you must look for another musics for taxi because there are many many foreigners coming to Kyiv and they like new music like Roxette .  This is very cool.  Especially for British customer.

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and last and least! (my english teacher told me that to say when i am wanting to flatter peoples). there is being question from daphne wayne–bough. he is saying.

Dobry dzien Zhenya, did you ever have anyone famous in the back of your cab?

cool question daphne. yes i did have soem famous people in my taxi ( CAB ha ha!). I was having once natasha from schhool who was so beautiful. and i had some of dimas money so we went to do a date and she liked me too. but then she left for holidays which was having to buy her fur coat and i didn’t see her when she got back. and one time there was the girl who is reading the news well she wasn’t indise the taxi but she was looking for taxi and changed her mind at last minute and didn’t get into my lada but gave me a nice smile and said gettign in MY lada is the last thing on earth she will do and so i am looking forwad to it one day. she very beautiful. thanks daphne.

and that is all the answers i am doing. please leave more quesntions beucase i am good at helping. see!

DIMA SAYS:Zhenya English teacher is good as old smetana – ‘have’ in your taxi is meaning to take them somewhere like from Posnyaki metro to apartment.  Not to make party time with a girl.  And maybe if you keep shirt on beautiful lady will take ride in your lada.